Uncle Quinza's Mail Extravaganza!!! ----------------------------------- August 11, 2001 Edition 1 ___________________________________ To suscribe a friend, have them send an e-mail to uncle_quinza@ubergods.com with the subject line "Suscribe" To unsuscribe, send an e-mail to uncle_quinza@ubergods.com with the subject line "Unsuscribe" Replies are welcome. ___________________________________ Gather 'round kiddies and I will tell you a tale! It's Uncle Quinza time! I'm here to bring you the best and worst links that the internet has to offer, and believe me, there are quite a lot of them! Being the first edition, I'll explain how Uncle Quinza's Mail Extravaganza works. Each section will display the title of the website, then the url, followed by a short review and rating system. The ratings are based on a scale from 0-10. Ten, being awarded to the site that most fully accomplishes the goal. Also, there is a parental rating. I don't know why the fuck kids would be reading this, they shouldn't be. But if there are some kids reading this, then this rating system will tell them which links to avoid. (We all know that if it's rated R, the kids are gonna flock to it) Alright kiddies, Uncle Quinza is gonna take you for a ride. Toasterovenhead's Beautiful Paradise http://www.toasterovenhead.f2s.com/ Rated: PG-13 It's toasterovenhead! Let's all sing the toasterovenhead song! Toaster-toaster- toasteroven-head-head-head... ok well that's enough. This site is fucking weird. Be sure to check out the pics of TOH with Jesus. A true artist resides here. Yeah, this site is pointless, but I'm glad I found it. Simply astonishing. **************Ratings************** Humor 08 Content 04 "Eww" Factor 01 Design 06 Usefulness 00 Overall 06 ___________________________________ The Cyborg Manifesto www.cyborgmanifesto.org Rated: G They've taken over! As the age of man comes to an end, the robots quietly begin to ascend. That rhymed! Well go to this fucking site if you want to waste about an hour. You'll feel pretty enlightened though. It's a welcome change from the future stories that involve "Terminators" roaming the earth. **************Ratings************** Humor 01 Content 09 "Eww" Factor 00 Design 08 Usefulness 07 Overall 07 ___________________________________ The Brunching Shuttlecocks www.brunching.com Rated: PG-13 Well, this site is your regular variety hour! Kind of like the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, without the Brady Bunch. You'll find all sorts of shit here. It's an average website, but it's done well. Average websites are what make the web cool anyways, right? Well yeah. Go there. **************Ratings************** Humor 08 Content 09 "Eww" Factor 02 Design 08 Usefulness 04 Overall 08 ___________________________________ Industrial 101 http://www.sonic-boom.com/industrial/ Rated: PG-13 Are you interested in industrial music or people who are? No? Then pass this one on by. I'm assuming that most of the readers are. This page is full of meaningless quizzes and guides to becoming the ultimate uber rivethead. There's something here for you. Come check it out. **************Ratings************** Humor 04 Content 08 "Eww" Factor 01 Design 03 Usefulness 05 Overall 06 ___________________________________ Anorexic Nation http://home.talkcity.com/InspirationAv/dietpepsi_uhhuh/ Rated: PG (It'll make you cringe) This is one of the most interesting sites that I have ever seen. At first, it makes you feel dirty, then it makes you feel sorry for these poor souls. Then again, mental condition or not, they are some pretty fucked-up people. I mean, it's pro-anorexia for Christ's sake! They're proud of it! It's not a disease to them! They think they're in some kind of elite club... well fuck. **************Ratings************** Humor 01 Content 05 "Eww" Factor 10 Design 02 Usefulness 01 Overall 04 ___________________________________ Well that's all for this week's edition of UQME. Next week's edition will contain even more links for you to vomit at! Oh yeah, here are some bonus links that should go without saying: www.stileproject.com & www.newgrounds.com ___________________________________ To suscribe a friend, have them send an e-mail to uncle_quinza@ubergods.com with the subject line "Suscribe" To unsuscribe, send an e-mail to uncle_quinza@ubergods.com with the subject line "Unsuscribe" Replies are welcome.